July222014

kickingshoes:

legocas:

stOp

this is literally perfect

(Source: zoika, via timothos)

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kittenbite:

this is my favorite picture rn

kittenbite:

this is my favorite picture rn

(Source: memewhore, via timothos)

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via timothos)

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tastefullyoffensive:

"This is how I travel." -iamhere

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suicideducks:

Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.

(via toughtink)

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"Kevin. Kill it. Kill it with *science*."

outofcontextdnd:

- Rosslyn Gunner, regarding a Lovecraftian horrorterror oozing its way into being in the living room.

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kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

(via robinade)

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sirrbiebs:

it’s not a fanfic until the dress hugs her curves perfectly, his eyes scan the crowd and find her and their tongues battle for dominance

(via crazyandrew)

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via crazyandrew)

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(Source: topherchris, via crazyandrew)

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cyanblur:

nintendo???

cyanblur:

nintendo???

(via crazyandrew)

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selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: winniethepoohfan, via crazyandrew)

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